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Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?
If all men are born free, why is it that all women are born slaves?
The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a read more
The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice read more
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.
In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons.
In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons.
A woman isn't complete without a man. But where do you find a man - a real man - these read more
A woman isn't complete without a man. But where do you find a man - a real man - these days?
