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One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the read more

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Hospitals Quotes,
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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for read more

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Airplanes Quotes,
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Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella no matter which way you turned, read more

Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Umbrellas Quotes,
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully read more

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Moving On Quotes,
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If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs, its just possible you haven't read more

If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs, its just possible you haven't grasped the situation.

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