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If it's a woman, its caustic; if it's a man, it's authoritative. -Barbara Walters.
If it's a woman, its caustic; if it's a man, it's authoritative. -Barbara Walters.
The family is the school of duties... founded on love.
The family is the school of duties... founded on love.
The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?
Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?
I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
