A mother understands what a child does not say.

A mother understands what a child does not say.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.

Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.