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No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice read more
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not.
The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
The father who does not teach his son his duties is equally guilty with the son who neglects them.
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. read more
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do....".
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the mother.
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
Oh, the shrewdness of their shrewdness when they are shrewd,
And the rudeness of their rudeness when they're rude;
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Oh, the shrewdness of their shrewdness when they are shrewd,
And the rudeness of their rudeness when they're rude;
But the shrewdness of their shrewdness and the rudeness of their
rudeness,
Are as nothing to their goodness when they're good.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your read more
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
All women are bitches except my mother - not trusting her but respecting her.
All women are bitches except my mother - not trusting her but respecting her.