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If it's a woman, its caustic; if it's a man, it's authoritative. -Barbara Walters.
If it's a woman, its caustic; if it's a man, it's authoritative. -Barbara Walters.
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice read more
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.
Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where read more
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what read more
Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like what you are getting.
Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.
Where can a person be better than in the bosom of their family.
He followed in his father's footsteps, but his gait was somewhat erratic.
He followed in his father's footsteps, but his gait was somewhat erratic.
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
