There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a man's heart.

There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a man's heart.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons.

In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons.

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.

Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together.

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get read more

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.

The man that blushes is not quite a brute.

The man that blushes is not quite a brute.

The government is becoming the family of last resort.

The government is becoming the family of last resort.