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The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a read more
The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul -- enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented read more
They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. -Clare Booth Luce.
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?
Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
Parents: persons who spend half their time worrying how a child will turn out, and the rest of the time read more
Parents: persons who spend half their time worrying how a child will turn out, and the rest of the time wondering when a child will turn in.
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the read more
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
