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    A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

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My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with read more

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

by Lenny Bruce Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.

If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.

by Dave Barry Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her

You don't know a woman until you have a letter from her

by Ada Leverson Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The society of women is the element of good manners.

The society of women is the element of good manners.

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The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.

by Cher Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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I hate women because they always know where things are.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

by Rebecca West Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.

In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.

by Johnny Carson Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Talk to every woman as if you loved her, and to every man as if he bored you, and at read more

Talk to every woman as if you loved her, and to every man as if he bored you, and at the end of your first season you will have the reputation of possessing the most perfect social tact

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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