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    A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.

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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to read more

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

by Dave Barry Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.

In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved.

by Johnny Carson Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired

by Mark Twain Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

by Anne Bradstreet Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology.

The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology.

by James G. Frazer Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

Epperson's law: When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Women are the real architects of society. -Harriet Beecher Stowe.

Women are the real architects of society. -Harriet Beecher Stowe.

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Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!

Want him to be more of a man? Try being more of a woman!

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