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    A single man has not nearly the value he would have in a state of union. He is an incomplete animal. He resembles the odd half of a pair of scissors.

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She was not a women likely to settle for equality when sex gave her an advantage.

She was not a women likely to settle for equality when sex gave her an advantage.

by Anthony Delano Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

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All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.

All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.

by Giraudoux Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
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My wife organized the Jewish Women's Caucus boycott of Moses..
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My wife was the VERY LAST woman to join the Jewish Women's
Caucus boycott of Moses!

by John C Lehman Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

by Anonymous Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your read more

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

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Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.

by Lewis Grizzard Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. read more

The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love.

by Don Barthelme Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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