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Being a gentleman is the number one priority, the chief question integral to our national life.
Being a gentleman is the number one priority, the chief question integral to our national life.
Once a man is on hand, a woman tends to stop believing in her own beliefs.
Once a man is on hand, a woman tends to stop believing in her own beliefs.
Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force read more
Don't you realize that as long as you have to sit down to pee, you'll never be a dominant force in the world? You'll never be a convincing technocrat or middle manager. Because people will know. She's in there sitting down.
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a read more
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where read more
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?