Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" read more

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.".

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows.

Roots is not just a saga of my family. It is the symbolic saga of a people.

Roots is not just a saga of my family. It is the symbolic saga of a people.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

I married beneath me. All women do.

I married beneath me. All women do.

We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.

We've chosen the path to equality, don't let them turn us around.