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A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from read more

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.

by Samuel Butler Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

by Douglass Jerrold Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

by French Proverb Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

by Sir George Savile Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

by Martial Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

by W. S. Gilbert Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.

Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.

by Eileen Goudge Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

by Charles Dickens Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.

In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.

by Louis Nizer Found in: Lawyers Quotes,
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