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Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.
Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.
God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.
God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.
It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.
It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.
Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.
Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.
In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.
In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.
Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.
Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.
To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.
To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.
