It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

The trouble with law is lawyers.

The trouble with law is lawyers.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.

In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.