A rich man's joke is always funny.

A rich man's joke is always funny.

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.

The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's read more

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.

Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

I never dare to write
As funny as I can.

I never dare to write
As funny as I can.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.

Americans are pragmatic, relatively uncomplicated, hearty and given to broad humor.