There's the humour of it.

There's the humour of it.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver…and since he is so busy, you'd probably read more

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver…and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it read more

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you read more

Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"