Humor is reason gone mad.

Humor is reason gone mad.

I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one read more

I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.

Nobody ever died of laughter.

Nobody ever died of laughter.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, read more

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Is anything besides the mind ever boggled?

Is anything besides the mind ever boggled?

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.