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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's read more
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
I never dare to write
As funny as I can.
I never dare to write
As funny as I can.
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.
The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
I am no longer a curmudgeon.
I am a curmudgeon emeritus.
I am no longer a curmudgeon.
I am a curmudgeon emeritus.
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
