The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.

The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.

There's the humour of it.

There's the humour of it.

My mother was awarded the Serbian medal of freedom
for raising 3 dysfunctional Croatian sons.

My mother was awarded the Serbian medal of freedom
for raising 3 dysfunctional Croatian sons.

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver…and since he is so busy, you'd probably read more

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver…and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.

Is anything besides the mind ever boggled?

Is anything besides the mind ever boggled?

Wit is cultured insolence.

Wit is cultured insolence.