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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me read more
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw read more
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
I never dare to write
As funny as I can.
I never dare to write
As funny as I can.
