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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift
for a guy... the plant is already dead
(monologue Dec 10 2003).
a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift
for a guy... the plant is already dead
(monologue Dec 10 2003).
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw read more
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the read more
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
