Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
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The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
The gods too are fond of a joke.
