Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.