Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.