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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Anger Quotes,
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Cooking Quotes,
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Bachelors Quotes,
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and read more

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Frustration Quotes,
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Mothers Quotes,
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