Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
