Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have read more
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies.".
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
