Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have read more
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies.".
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
