Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve read more
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
