Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have read more
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies.".
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
