Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
