Maxioms by Phyllis Diller
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have read more
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies.".
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve read more
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.