Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Capitalism and communism stand at opposite poles. Their essential difference is this: The communist, seeing the rich man and his read more

Capitalism and communism stand at opposite poles. Their essential difference is this: The communist, seeing the rich man and his fine home, says: 'No man should have so much.' The capitalist, seeing the same thing, says: 'All men should have so much.'

Opposites are not contradictory but complementary.

Opposites are not contradictory but complementary.

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity.

The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity.

Capitalism is Man Exploiting Man; Communism is just the opposite

Capitalism is Man Exploiting Man; Communism is just the opposite