If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Capitalism and communism stand at opposite poles. Their essential difference is this: The communist, seeing the rich man and his read more

Capitalism and communism stand at opposite poles. Their essential difference is this: The communist, seeing the rich man and his fine home, says: 'No man should have so much.' The capitalist, seeing the same thing, says: 'All men should have so much.'

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy read more

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.