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Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.
They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
