Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come read more

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big