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I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.
They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
