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I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

by Bruce Lansky Found in: Golf Quotes,
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The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

by H. G. Wells Found in: Golf Quotes,
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I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted

by Jack Nicklaus Found in: Golf Quotes,
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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

by Billy Graham Found in: Golf Quotes,
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A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

by Henry Beard Found in: Golf Quotes,
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It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

by Hank Aaron Found in: Golf Quotes,
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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Golf Quotes,
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Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

by P. G. Wodehouse Found in: Golf Quotes,
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They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

by Henry Longhurst Found in: Golf Quotes,
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