I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.