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Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.
They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.