Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.