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Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more
Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.
They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.