The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Golf, like measles, should be caught young.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in read more

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

The harder you work, the luckier you get.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.