Woody Allen

The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..

The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.

The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.