Maxioms by Woody Allen
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I
looked into the soul of the boy read more
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I
looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
