Maxioms by Woody Allen
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem read more
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
