Maxioms by Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
