Maxioms by Woody Allen
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
