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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children.

by Murphy's Laws Of Sex Found in: Dating Quotes,
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Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes a misses'.

by John Lennon Found in: Dating Quotes, Kissing Quotes,
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The soundtrack to Indecent Exposure is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so read more

The soundtrack to Indecent Exposure is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby.

by Fabio Found in: Dating Quotes, Relationships Quotes,
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When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I read more

When I had no work and all this time on my hands, I couldn't get a date. Now that I have women banging on my door, I have no time to answer it.

by Scott Wolf Found in: Dating Quotes,
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What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house. All I have to do read more

What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: I'm marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day.

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Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. read more

Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

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My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer, read more

My boyfriend used to ask his mother, 'How can I find the right woman for me?' and she would answer, 'Don't worry about finding the right woman- concentrate on becoming the right man.'

by David Deangelo Found in: Dating Quotes,
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FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally read more

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

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Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

by Robert A. Heinlein Found in: Dating Quotes,
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