Woody Allen

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Ninety percent of success is showing up.

Ninety percent of success is showing up.

The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.

The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem read more

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.