Maxioms by Woody Allen
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
