Woody Allen

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, read more

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

Ninety percent of success is showing up.

Ninety percent of success is showing up.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.