Maxioms by Woody Allen
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, read more
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
