Maxioms by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: read more
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".
