Woody Allen

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I
looked into the soul of the boy read more

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I
looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.