Maxioms by Woody Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss read more
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
