Maxioms by Woody Allen
Ninety percent of success is showing up.
Ninety percent of success is showing up.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
