Woody Allen

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.