Maxioms by Woody Allen
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
