Woody Allen

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite read more

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.

If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.