Woody Allen

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve
it through not dying.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve
it through not dying.

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.