Woody Allen

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, read more

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

Not only is there no God, but trying getting a plumber on weekends.

Not only is there no God, but trying getting a plumber on weekends.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.

The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.

The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.