Maxioms by Woody Allen
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Ninety percent of success is showing up.
Ninety percent of success is showing up.
Not only is there no God, but trying getting a plumber on weekends.
Not only is there no God, but trying getting a plumber on weekends.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
