Maxioms by Woody Allen
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Ninety percent of success is showing up.
Ninety percent of success is showing up.
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she
would come in and sink my read more
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she
would come in and sink my boats.
