Maxioms by Woody Allen
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
