Maxioms by Woody Allen
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
