Maxioms by Woody Allen
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife