Maxioms by Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but trying getting a plumber on weekends.
Not only is there no God, but trying getting a plumber on weekends.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
