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The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.

The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.

by Woody Allen Found in: Suffering Quotes,
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I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

by Woody Allen Found in: Government Quotes,
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The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.

by Woody Allen Found in: Economy Quotes,
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

by Woody Allen Found in: Smoking Quotes,
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I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

by Woody Allen Found in: Infidelity Quotes,
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