Maxioms by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite read more
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
