Maxioms by Woody Allen
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
