Maxioms by Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going read more
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve
it through not dying.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve
it through not dying.
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
