Maxioms by Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. . . I want to achieve it through not dying.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. . . I want to achieve it through not dying.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it read more
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.