Woody Allen

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem read more

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite read more

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.