Maxioms by Woody Allen
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Innovation is the ability to see change as an opportunity - not a threat
Innovation is the ability to see change as an opportunity - not a threat
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
