Maxioms by Woody Allen
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going read more
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
