Woody Allen

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss read more

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. . . I want to achieve it through not dying.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. . . I want to achieve it through not dying.

The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.

The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any