Woody Allen

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going read more

The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a cross-roads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The read more

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a cross-roads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.