Woody Allen, Maxioms by Woody Allen Biography

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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

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The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

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