Groucho Marx

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.