Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
