Groucho Marx

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.

Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.