Maxioms by Groucho Marx
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
