Maxioms by Groucho Marx
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
