Maxioms by Groucho Marx
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
