Maxioms by Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
