Maxioms by Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
