Groucho Marx, Maxioms by Groucho Marx Biography

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37 / 28

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

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27 / 14

Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.

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7 / 18

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Man Quotes,

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5 / 19

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

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12 / 12

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

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