Groucho Marx

I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.

I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.