Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
