Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but read more

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does.

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

James Bond, a paid assassin of plutocratic cartels,
a womanizer, a dipsomaniac, a speed demon..

James Bond, a paid assassin of plutocratic cartels,
a womanizer, a dipsomaniac, a speed demon..

This nation has dehumanized its adversaries
calling them Huns, wops, gooks, Japs.

This nation has dehumanized its adversaries
calling them Huns, wops, gooks, Japs.

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is read more

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes...

Oh Ronald McDonald when you smile
each of your teeth gravestones stands for
billions and billions of lives.

Oh Ronald McDonald when you smile
each of your teeth gravestones stands for
billions and billions of lives.

As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents

As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents