Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent read more

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Nothing except the mint can make money without advertising.

Nothing except the mint can make money without advertising.

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.

Possessions, outward success, publicity, luxury - to me these have always been contemptible. I believe that a simple and unassuming read more

Possessions, outward success, publicity, luxury - to me these have always been contemptible. I believe that a simple and unassuming manner of life is best for every one, best both for the body and the mind.

Oh Ronald McDonald when you smile
each of your teeth gravestones stands for
billions and billions of lives.

Oh Ronald McDonald when you smile
each of your teeth gravestones stands for
billions and billions of lives.

People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.

People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.

This nation has dehumanized its adversaries
calling them Huns, wops, gooks, Japs.

This nation has dehumanized its adversaries
calling them Huns, wops, gooks, Japs.