Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent read more

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never read more

I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Indeed, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

Advertising is the foot on the accelerator, the hand on the throttle, the spur on the flank that keeps our read more

Advertising is the foot on the accelerator, the hand on the throttle, the spur on the flank that keeps our economy surging forward.

James Bond, a paid assassin of plutocratic cartels,
a womanizer, a dipsomaniac, a speed demon..

James Bond, a paid assassin of plutocratic cartels,
a womanizer, a dipsomaniac, a speed demon..

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.

Nothing except the mint can make money without advertising.

Nothing except the mint can make money without advertising.

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but read more

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does.