Maxioms by Stephen Leacock
the attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a read more
the attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad
Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl.
A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries read more
A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.
Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Many men in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent read more
If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library. After that, if I still had more money that I couldn't use, I would hire a professor and get some text books.
