The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is read more

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes...

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things!

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things!

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.

Advertising promotes that divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status.

Advertising promotes that divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status.

Nothing except the mint can make money without advertising.

Nothing except the mint can make money without advertising.

People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.

People are the only animals who eat themselves to death.

This nation has dehumanized its adversaries
calling them Huns, wops, gooks, Japs.

This nation has dehumanized its adversaries
calling them Huns, wops, gooks, Japs.