As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents

As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is read more

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes...

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent read more

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

Sanely applied advertising could remake the world.

Sanely applied advertising could remake the world.

I have raced against the clock since I went into advertising at the age of eighteen.

I have raced against the clock since I went into advertising at the age of eighteen.

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity

The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity