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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

by Lily Tomlin Found in: Belief Quotes,
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.

by Lily Tomlin Found in: Libraries Quotes,
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

by Lily Tomlin Found in: Reality Quotes,
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The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

by Lily Tomlin Found in: Water Quotes,
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