Maxioms by Lily Tomlin
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- read more
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- then we can all die laughing.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
