Maxioms by Lily Tomlin
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, read more
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent read more
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.