Lily Tomlin

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- read more

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- then we can all die laughing.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.