Lily Tomlin

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- read more

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest -- then we can all die laughing.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.