Maxioms Pet

X

Maxioms by Lily Tomlin

  ( comments )
  27  /  31  

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

  ( comments )
  4  /  17  

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

by Lily Tomlin Found in: Society Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  18  /  22  

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

by Lily Tomlin Found in: Belief Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  10  /  18  

The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.

The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.

by Lily Tomlin Found in: Life Quotes,
Share to:
  ( comments )
  29  /  42  

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent read more

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

by Lily Tomlin Found in: Advertising Quotes,
Share to:
Maxioms Web Pet