Maxioms by Lily Tomlin
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.
The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you're still a rat.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
